Interview with Jccandfriends
Interviewer: Hello Jc. Thank you for being here today. I'm going to be asking you a few questions about your experience in Rebels so far. Please tell me if there are any questions that make you feel uncomfortable.
Jccandfriends: Yep
Interviewer: Ok now Jc, by some people, you are considered to be part of the newer era of Rebels. How long exactly have you been in Rebels?
Jccandfriends: I have been in Rebels for approximately 10 months.
Interviewer: Wow that's a long time. I can see that you are dedicated to this clan. That must be why you were given leader. Speaking of which, how did you feel when you were told you would be a Co-Leader. What was your reaction?
Jccandfriends: I always expected it because I was the best in the clan. I really picked up the slack that Max was having. Honestly it wasn't that much of a shock to me.
Interviewer: Being in Rebels, you must have some great stories. Any you would like to share with us today?
Jccandfriends: There was this one time we were clan battling Elevate, and I had a Jelly bean. It looked red, but it ended up being licorice. It honestly made me feel really bad. I'm never eating another Jelly Bean again. *crys*
Interviewer: I'm sorry to hear that. Now, this one will only be between us, but would you care to share any information about the clan? Any secrets you'd be willing to spill to me?
Jccandfriends: Andyflips is cheating on Max with me. Very intimate. Handjobs behind dumpsters. Listened to WHOLE soundtrack of High School Musical. Also, that Aggalicious guy, I heard that he has a belly button fetish. See, if someone has an innie, he automatically likes them, but if they have an outie, he wants to commit mass genocide.
Interviewer: That's some juicy gossip! I know that many consider you a god at pvp and just a god in general. Any tips on how you maintain that image?
Jccandfriends: It all started one day when I 10 hearted the previous got bombashious. From then on I was called God. Everyone thinks of me as god now. I maintain that image by practicing minecraft everyday. In Roxbot I try to work on my awping - I mean sword skills in death match. The secret however, to being a god, is carrying lots of carrots in your inventory.
Interviewer: Gee, thanks for the insight! Ok, thank you Jc for coming in today for this interview. I had a great time and hopefully we can do this again sometime.
Interview with Krafty_
Interviewer: Now, Krafty. You have been in Rebels almost since the very beginning. I don't know what questions I can build off of this, so just tell me something about your experience.
Krafty: I've always been the best in Rebels honestly. Carrying this clan has always been easy. Actually, carrying the clan is the hardest shit in the world because everyone is so stupid.
Interviewer: If I recall correctly, you used to be friends with Lovelights, but on one of his alts, Kosmish. Did you ever have sexual thoughts about Kosmish, even after you found out she was Lovelights?
Krafty: Honestly, we fucked about two times and I never noticed the dick.
Interviewer: What language do you speak?
Krafty: putangina ina mo you white piece of shit
Interviewer: I was told that accepting Max into the clan was an accident. Have there been any other accidents you have made in your life?
Krafty: Creating Hitler and Osama were definitely not one of my accidents. I am a god and I am proud of them. They have fulfilled their tasks in life. As long as they are happy, I'm happy. Also I don't like black people. They make me want to run away, but then they catch up to me because they're really fast. After they catch up to me I fly away, but then they jump. There were some other racist jokes included, but our website provider would shut down the website if I included them.
Interview: What is your view on gay rights?
Krafty: Fuck him right in the dick hole.
Interview: If you could have your own theme song, what would it be?
Krafty: Either "Die motherfucker Die motherfucker Die," or the Pokemon theme song, because I like to put all my prostitutes in a ring and watch them fuck each other.
Interviewer: I understand that you have been the leader of many successful clans. I don't care about any of that. Tell me, how big is your dick?
Krafty: I cannot be the judge of that. You might want to ask the people I've fucked. Soul thinks it's 2 inches, but Lovelights can't really tell because the ass is different than the vagina.My dick went up his ass and traveled through his intestines, and up to his stomach and through his throat and I came (sperm) out of his mouth. My dick's pretty small though.
Interview with Justin
Interviewer: Hello Justin. It's nice to finally interview you. It's been tough because of your super busy schedule. Tell me, what is it like to be so popular in the MCSG community?
Justin: I mean, it's overwhelming at times because people will montage clip me, but you know, I also get teamed on a lot. The thing that I like about it is that, I'm a good guy and that's why I'm so high up. That's what you gotta remember in life. Treat people the way you want to be treated and you'll become famous in the MCSG community too. *sips drink*
Interviewer: Cool. Now I've heard from a reliable source that you live in Canada and I have a few important questions that I'm just dying to know. 1) Do you Canadians celebrate Christmas? 2) Is it actually as cold as people think it is? 3) Do you have a lot of moose, and have you ever eaten one? and 4) Are you all super nice?
Justin: 1) Yes we do celebrate Christmas, but not the Jews. 2) It depends where you live in Canada. If you live near the border, it's pretty warm. Anywhere mid Canada and more up, it get's extremely cold in the winter. Up to like the -40s. 3) We do have a lot of moose, I always see them in the Spring. They like to walk around on my street and at my school. I've had one moose in my life, but it was only a little bit and it was ok. 4) No, that's a huge stereotype. There's quite a bit of shitheads in Canada.
Interviewer: That's interesting. Speaking of feminism, what are your views on it?
Justin: Feminism? *Googles Feminism* I think women should have equal rights as men, BUT I think that they should never try to comment on sports unless they know what they're talking about because they usually sound fucking retarded.
Interviewer: Over the past year, Rebels has split up into many different clans. Have you ever been tempted to join one of those cheap, pathetic, knock-off jokes that they call clans?
Justin: At one point, I almost joined Clique because I was missing a few special people, but I decided not to.
Interviewer: Justin, many people view you as one of the greatest officers ever in Rebels. Is it hard to live up to expectations like that?
Justin: I mean, it can be really hard if people are upset with you. What I've learned is you don't always have to be the greatest because everyone makes mistakes. Except you Agg, you were a perfect officer. What? I didn't say that. You better not add that.
Interviewer: Do you currently have your eye on a special lady? (Or man?)
Justin: I do, but I'm almost positive they don't feel the same way, so I just gotta keep it on the dl and hope that one day things will get better.
Interviewer: After this interview, do you maybe want to Netflix and Chill?
Justin: Yes. Let's watch Lion King.
Interviewer: Hello Jc. Thank you for being here today. I'm going to be asking you a few questions about your experience in Rebels so far. Please tell me if there are any questions that make you feel uncomfortable.
Jccandfriends: Yep
Interviewer: Ok now Jc, by some people, you are considered to be part of the newer era of Rebels. How long exactly have you been in Rebels?
Jccandfriends: I have been in Rebels for approximately 10 months.
Interviewer: Wow that's a long time. I can see that you are dedicated to this clan. That must be why you were given leader. Speaking of which, how did you feel when you were told you would be a Co-Leader. What was your reaction?
Jccandfriends: I always expected it because I was the best in the clan. I really picked up the slack that Max was having. Honestly it wasn't that much of a shock to me.
Interviewer: Being in Rebels, you must have some great stories. Any you would like to share with us today?
Jccandfriends: There was this one time we were clan battling Elevate, and I had a Jelly bean. It looked red, but it ended up being licorice. It honestly made me feel really bad. I'm never eating another Jelly Bean again. *crys*
Interviewer: I'm sorry to hear that. Now, this one will only be between us, but would you care to share any information about the clan? Any secrets you'd be willing to spill to me?
Jccandfriends: Andyflips is cheating on Max with me. Very intimate. Handjobs behind dumpsters. Listened to WHOLE soundtrack of High School Musical. Also, that Aggalicious guy, I heard that he has a belly button fetish. See, if someone has an innie, he automatically likes them, but if they have an outie, he wants to commit mass genocide.
Interviewer: That's some juicy gossip! I know that many consider you a god at pvp and just a god in general. Any tips on how you maintain that image?
Jccandfriends: It all started one day when I 10 hearted the previous got bombashious. From then on I was called God. Everyone thinks of me as god now. I maintain that image by practicing minecraft everyday. In Roxbot I try to work on my awping - I mean sword skills in death match. The secret however, to being a god, is carrying lots of carrots in your inventory.
Interviewer: Gee, thanks for the insight! Ok, thank you Jc for coming in today for this interview. I had a great time and hopefully we can do this again sometime.
Interview with Krafty_
Interviewer: Now, Krafty. You have been in Rebels almost since the very beginning. I don't know what questions I can build off of this, so just tell me something about your experience.
Krafty: I've always been the best in Rebels honestly. Carrying this clan has always been easy. Actually, carrying the clan is the hardest shit in the world because everyone is so stupid.
Interviewer: If I recall correctly, you used to be friends with Lovelights, but on one of his alts, Kosmish. Did you ever have sexual thoughts about Kosmish, even after you found out she was Lovelights?
Krafty: Honestly, we fucked about two times and I never noticed the dick.
Interviewer: What language do you speak?
Krafty: putangina ina mo you white piece of shit
Interviewer: I was told that accepting Max into the clan was an accident. Have there been any other accidents you have made in your life?
Krafty: Creating Hitler and Osama were definitely not one of my accidents. I am a god and I am proud of them. They have fulfilled their tasks in life. As long as they are happy, I'm happy. Also I don't like black people. They make me want to run away, but then they catch up to me because they're really fast. After they catch up to me I fly away, but then they jump. There were some other racist jokes included, but our website provider would shut down the website if I included them.
Interview: What is your view on gay rights?
Krafty: Fuck him right in the dick hole.
Interview: If you could have your own theme song, what would it be?
Krafty: Either "Die motherfucker Die motherfucker Die," or the Pokemon theme song, because I like to put all my prostitutes in a ring and watch them fuck each other.
Interviewer: I understand that you have been the leader of many successful clans. I don't care about any of that. Tell me, how big is your dick?
Krafty: I cannot be the judge of that. You might want to ask the people I've fucked. Soul thinks it's 2 inches, but Lovelights can't really tell because the ass is different than the vagina.My dick went up his ass and traveled through his intestines, and up to his stomach and through his throat and I came (sperm) out of his mouth. My dick's pretty small though.
Interview with Justin
Interviewer: Hello Justin. It's nice to finally interview you. It's been tough because of your super busy schedule. Tell me, what is it like to be so popular in the MCSG community?
Justin: I mean, it's overwhelming at times because people will montage clip me, but you know, I also get teamed on a lot. The thing that I like about it is that, I'm a good guy and that's why I'm so high up. That's what you gotta remember in life. Treat people the way you want to be treated and you'll become famous in the MCSG community too. *sips drink*
Interviewer: Cool. Now I've heard from a reliable source that you live in Canada and I have a few important questions that I'm just dying to know. 1) Do you Canadians celebrate Christmas? 2) Is it actually as cold as people think it is? 3) Do you have a lot of moose, and have you ever eaten one? and 4) Are you all super nice?
Justin: 1) Yes we do celebrate Christmas, but not the Jews. 2) It depends where you live in Canada. If you live near the border, it's pretty warm. Anywhere mid Canada and more up, it get's extremely cold in the winter. Up to like the -40s. 3) We do have a lot of moose, I always see them in the Spring. They like to walk around on my street and at my school. I've had one moose in my life, but it was only a little bit and it was ok. 4) No, that's a huge stereotype. There's quite a bit of shitheads in Canada.
Interviewer: That's interesting. Speaking of feminism, what are your views on it?
Justin: Feminism? *Googles Feminism* I think women should have equal rights as men, BUT I think that they should never try to comment on sports unless they know what they're talking about because they usually sound fucking retarded.
Interviewer: Over the past year, Rebels has split up into many different clans. Have you ever been tempted to join one of those cheap, pathetic, knock-off jokes that they call clans?
Justin: At one point, I almost joined Clique because I was missing a few special people, but I decided not to.
Interviewer: Justin, many people view you as one of the greatest officers ever in Rebels. Is it hard to live up to expectations like that?
Justin: I mean, it can be really hard if people are upset with you. What I've learned is you don't always have to be the greatest because everyone makes mistakes. Except you Agg, you were a perfect officer. What? I didn't say that. You better not add that.
Interviewer: Do you currently have your eye on a special lady? (Or man?)
Justin: I do, but I'm almost positive they don't feel the same way, so I just gotta keep it on the dl and hope that one day things will get better.
Interviewer: After this interview, do you maybe want to Netflix and Chill?
Justin: Yes. Let's watch Lion King.